She: How do you like this one?
He: It's nice
She: Just 'nice'?
He: No actually it's really good
She: Then why did you say 'nice'?
He: I meant it as 'good'
She: So you don't mean what you say and don't say what you mean
He: I do. I just...this is really good
She: Do you love me?
He: What?
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course
She: How do I know you mean it?
He: Because I am saying it
She: But you said 'nice' when you meant 'good'
He: I was just confused. I am sorry. But I meant it was 'good'
She: Really? Do you think it suits me?
He: Yes. Take it.
She: But I want something in pink
He: This is pink
She: This is peach
He: Peach is not a fruit anymore?
She: (Rolling her eyes!) Do you like this or not?
He: Yes I do. Take it
She: You are just saying that coz you are tired
He: No I am not, this is really nice
She: Really? But the length's not right
He: Then don't take it
She: See I told you - you actually did not like it
He: But I did!
She: Even if it's not the right length? You don't care about how I look
He: Baby, you look good in everything.
She: You are just saying it because you don't want to help me choose
He: I mean it. Ok try something else
She: But this one's so pretty
He: Ok. Take it and adjust the length
She: Why should I buy something if I have to adjust it?
He: Then try something else in pink
She: Ok. How do you like this?
He: Bu..bu..but this is yellow!
She: I love yellow. I'll take this!