She: How do you like this one?
He: It's nice
She: Just 'nice'?
He: No actually it's really good
She: Then why did you say 'nice'?
He: I meant it as 'good'
She: So you don't mean what you say and don't say what you mean
He: I do. I just...this is really good
She: Do you love me?
He: What?
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course
She: How do I know you mean it?
He: Because I am saying it
She: But you said 'nice' when you meant 'good'
He: I was just confused. I am sorry. But I meant it was 'good'
She: Really? Do you think it suits me?
He: Yes. Take it.
She: But I want something in pink
He: This is pink
She: This is peach
He: Peach is not a fruit anymore?
She: (Rolling her eyes!) Do you like this or not?
He: Yes I do. Take it
She: You are just saying that coz you are tired
He: No I am not, this is really nice
She: Really? But the length's not right
He: Then don't take it
She: See I told you - you actually did not like it
He: But I did!
She: Even if it's not the right length? You don't care about how I look
He: Baby, you look good in everything.
She: You are just saying it because you don't want to help me choose
He: I mean it. Ok try something else
She: But this one's so pretty
He: Ok. Take it and adjust the length
She: Why should I buy something if I have to adjust it?
He: Then try something else in pink
She: Ok. How do you like this?
He: Bu..bu..but this is yellow!
She: I love yellow. I'll take this!
4 comments:
This is super hillarious!! I am bookmarking it and making the men in my life read it!! And then I will coax them to take me shopping :P
All the best to the men in your life :-) as I know you will convince them to take you shopping in spite of reading this!!! For anyone doubting the power of persuasion of a woman ...I will guide them to your post 'pretty petty'...lolz!
Hey have you been secretly recording my conversation with sanju when we go for shopping? Hahahaha... the conversation is so exact!! Am loving it!!
It's not always the guy. Mostly, it's the girls.
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