Friday, July 16, 2010

Men just don't get it do they?

She: How do you like this one?


He: It's nice


She: Just 'nice'?


He: No actually it's really good


She: Then why did you say 'nice'?


He: I meant it as 'good'


She: So you don't mean what you say and don't say what you mean


He: I do. I just...this is really good


She: Do you love me?


He: What?


She: Do you love me?


He: Of course


She: How do I know you mean it?


He: Because I am saying it


She: But you said 'nice' when you meant 'good'


He: I was just confused. I am sorry. But I meant it was 'good'


She: Really? Do you think it suits me?


He: Yes. Take it.


She: But I want something in pink


He: This is pink


She: This is peach


He: Peach is not a fruit anymore?


She: (Rolling her eyes!) Do you like this or not?


He: Yes I do. Take it


She: You are just saying that coz you are tired


He: No I am not, this is really nice


She: Really? But the length's not right


He: Then don't take it


She: See I told you - you actually did not like it


He: But I did!


She: Even if it's not the right length? You don't care about how I look


He: Baby, you look good in everything.


She: You are just saying it because you don't want to help me choose


He: I mean it. Ok try something else


She: But this one's so pretty


He: Ok. Take it and adjust the length


She: Why should I buy something if I have to adjust it?


He: Then try something else in pink


She: Ok. How do you like this?


He: Bu..bu..but this is yellow!


She: I love yellow. I'll take this!