Friday, July 16, 2010

Men just don't get it do they?

She: How do you like this one?


He: It's nice


She: Just 'nice'?


He: No actually it's really good


She: Then why did you say 'nice'?


He: I meant it as 'good'


She: So you don't mean what you say and don't say what you mean


He: I do. I just...this is really good


She: Do you love me?


He: What?


She: Do you love me?


He: Of course


She: How do I know you mean it?


He: Because I am saying it


She: But you said 'nice' when you meant 'good'


He: I was just confused. I am sorry. But I meant it was 'good'


She: Really? Do you think it suits me?


He: Yes. Take it.


She: But I want something in pink


He: This is pink


She: This is peach


He: Peach is not a fruit anymore?


She: (Rolling her eyes!) Do you like this or not?


He: Yes I do. Take it


She: You are just saying that coz you are tired


He: No I am not, this is really nice


She: Really? But the length's not right


He: Then don't take it


She: See I told you - you actually did not like it


He: But I did!


She: Even if it's not the right length? You don't care about how I look


He: Baby, you look good in everything.


She: You are just saying it because you don't want to help me choose


He: I mean it. Ok try something else


She: But this one's so pretty


He: Ok. Take it and adjust the length


She: Why should I buy something if I have to adjust it?


He: Then try something else in pink


She: Ok. How do you like this?


He: Bu..bu..but this is yellow!


She: I love yellow. I'll take this!


4 comments:

Beauty and the BEast said...

This is super hillarious!! I am bookmarking it and making the men in my life read it!! And then I will coax them to take me shopping :P

Jini said...

All the best to the men in your life :-) as I know you will convince them to take you shopping in spite of reading this!!! For anyone doubting the power of persuasion of a woman ...I will guide them to your post 'pretty petty'...lolz!

rajrupa said...

Hey have you been secretly recording my conversation with sanju when we go for shopping? Hahahaha... the conversation is so exact!! Am loving it!!

Living On Video said...

It's not always the guy. Mostly, it's the girls.